Stop Talking to Me, a Plea from a Pregnant Waitress
I’m obviously pregnant, and you’re obviously an idiot. I was warned. I was told from the very beginning by my mommy friends, who’d already been through the battlefield that is the constant barrage of pregnancy questioning from random-ass people that it...
Help, I’m Addicted to Podcasts
How to stop listening to life advice and get a life. Can we talk about podcasts? Can we just take a moment and acknowledge the tsunami that is Podcastlandia? Does anyone ask their mother or their friends or even their doctor for advice anymore? When you have the...
How I Made Peace with My Body at the Spa
I grew up believing that if you weren’t hungry, you weren’t doing it right. I grew up idolizing Kate Moss and Calista Flockhart, taking ballet lessons, and believing that if you weren’t hungry, you weren’t doing it right. The opposite of having a healthy...
Good Things Come to Those Who Hustle… So They Say
Figuring out how to live when my entire paycheck is gone in an instant. via GIPHY I got paid on Friday. After paying my mortgage and some bills, I promptly realized I had $29.38 to last me TWO WEEKS until my next paycheck. I had screwed up the dates and paid my...
20 Phrases to Replace Saying “Sorry”
Stop apologizing, you wimp. It’s time to eliminate “sorry” from your repertoire. Not only does it make you seem like a total wimp, it’s terribly unprofessional. I’m looking at you, ladies. There have been scientific studies on this topic which found that female...
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